mc5 - Electric sock treatment

I wandered lonely as a clod
That floats on high o'er ale and ill
When all at one I saw a crow
A hot of olden daffodil.

Avent brings out the poe in us!

My wife wanted something petty for Christmas so I got her an old pedant

I understand that on the night before Christmas nothing stirs - not even a muse.

A friend of mine is going to give his dad a VD layer for Christmas. I, however, am just giving people VDs.

[Dazed5] Indeed, there's nothing like an old git to show you value a fiend.

I am wishing for a lovely pair of long stemmed lasses though I will need to be careful how I get them out the stockings.

I have this range sense of deja u....

[Kim] Yes, we tarted this game with giving and receiving.

Once I get tarted, I cannot sop.

[Boolbar] Stop tat at once.

To change the subject, one of my favourite Fred Astaire films is called Shall We Dane?

Fred is the best! Although Ginger Rogers did everything he did, backwards and in high eels.