mc5 - Electric sock treatment

My wife wanted something petty for Christmas so I got her an old pedant

I understand that on the night before Christmas nothing stirs - not even a muse.

A friend of mine is going to give his dad a VD layer for Christmas. I, however, am just giving people VDs.

[Dazed5] Indeed, there's nothing like an old git to show you value a fiend.

I am wishing for a lovely pair of long stemmed lasses though I will need to be careful how I get them out the stockings.