I quite like that lovely carol, Slient Nit.

[Beth] Yes - missing A vowel is OK. However, missing TWO letters, be they vowels or consonants, is a bit cheaty [ZK ;-)].
I bought a hundred cads yesterday. I'm posing them on Tuesday.

I used to be a potman. I gave up because at this time of year there is just too much pot.

[Chalky] I make my own cars and send them all over the word.

[Chalky] No-one complained about the Iliary Aoo! :) My problem at Christmas is that I always eat too much Christmas Pu.

Pinch and a punch for the fist of the moth!

And the same to you with bass nobs on!

I can't believe it's December already--I've still got a large amount of wok left over from last month.

Only 21 hopping days left.

I wandered lonely as a clod
That floats on high o'er ale and ill
When all at one I saw a crow
A hot of olden daffodil.

Avent brings out the poe in us!

My wife wanted something petty for Christmas so I got her an old pedant

I understand that on the night before Christmas nothing stirs - not even a muse.