*raises hand* So can we use missing vowels too? Cos that last one was brilliant!

I quite like that lovely carol, Slient Nit.

[Beth] Yes - missing A vowel is OK. However, missing TWO letters, be they vowels or consonants, is a bit cheaty [ZK ;-)].
I bought a hundred cads yesterday. I'm posing them on Tuesday.

I used to be a potman. I gave up because at this time of year there is just too much pot.

[Chalky] I make my own cars and send them all over the word.