When you hear it, the Christmas number one is almost always the pis. The best way of avoiding it is, when it starts to lay, tell everyone you have got a violet crap and need a wak outside.

Bob] I hear this year it will be a rap record.

It'll make you omit your turkey.

I think I might ring up my dinner right now.

'Artists' who release Crisma recods should be mad pubic enemy nuber one.

[Wow, I think that's the first time I've ever been simulposted! Nice the way it tells you, and all.]

I have a cod in my nose. I use a issue, but my nose jut rips.

[Tina] Sick some issue up your nostrils - that should stop them dipping.

Personally I would use a fine solution - provided that it is lean.

Nothing works better for me when I have congestion than honey and Leon. The seam really helps cods.

I find the best cue for olds is a hot oddy with randy and leon.

When my kids have cods, they can never settle. A tory at bedtime soon helps them to fall asleep

I have a fog in my throat. Any ideas for a reedy?