When you hear it, the Christmas number one is almost always the pis. The best way of avoiding it is, when it starts to lay, tell everyone you have got a violet crap and need a wak outside.

Bob] I hear this year it will be a rap record.

It'll make you omit your turkey.

I think I might ring up my dinner right now.

'Artists' who release Crisma recods should be mad pubic enemy nuber one.