*cuckling at Bob* HM's aiming to shit several thousand copies of that in its winter ale.

I be The Darkness it the number one pot. All this talk of the 'goo boo'... well ruthfully, I ever read it.

When you hear it, the Christmas number one is almost always the pis. The best way of avoiding it is, when it starts to lay, tell everyone you have got a violet crap and need a wak outside.

Bob] I hear this year it will be a rap record.

It'll make you omit your turkey.

I think I might ring up my dinner right now.

'Artists' who release Crisma recods should be mad pubic enemy nuber one.