arrow_circle_left arrow_circle_up arrow_circle_right
Electric sock treatment
help
C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
arrow_circle_up
I'm told that my own bred sauce goes down a teat - it's the favour of love.
I don't eat mat, so I'll go for a stuffed arrow with mice tar to follow.
I am looking forward to proudly displaying my new christmas shit at dinner.
st dog] If comes from M&S, it is sure to be quite turdy.
But, while we indule ourselves in the tree-fold sins of slot, glutony and avarie, let us not forge the true meaning of this special tie: celebating of the birth of Chris.
I know the tory about the birth of Chris! It's the one with the sheers and the kins following a huge tar in the sky, isn't it?
[Tuj] The bay in the stale, and the three wise men bringing gits of god, frankinsense and myrhh? I though it was a fair tory. I never believed it myself.
Back in those pre compuetr days, there was never any ROM at the Inn.
... so they had to RAM themselves into a table.
They say in the bile a savour is born.
Stale, bile, gits, a ravelling tar and all the gusts filling up the inn to see the savour - sounds like a tall tory.
[pen] There is Ruth in the goo book!
Everyone ought all heir resents yet? The hops get crowed if you leave it too late.
No resents his ear - well, early one. My bother, siter and I agreed a few ears ago to give to goo causes instead, so the only resents are or my bay gil and my eices.[pen]Yes, the goo boo is rue!
I'll probably do most of my hopping at Luewater this ear.
I see that Cliff Richard is set to release another hit record this Christmas.
*cuckling at Bob* HM's aiming to shit several thousand copies of that in its winter ale.
I be The Darkness it the number one pot. All this talk of the 'goo boo'... well ruthfully, I ever read it.
When you hear it, the Christmas number one is almost always the pis. The best way of avoiding it is, when it starts to lay, tell everyone you have got a violet crap and need a wak outside.
arrow_circle_down
Want to play? Online Crescenteering lives on at Discord