I'm told that my own bred sauce goes down a teat - it's the favour of love.

I don't eat mat, so I'll go for a stuffed arrow with mice tar to follow.

I am looking forward to proudly displaying my new christmas shit at dinner.

st dog] If comes from M&S, it is sure to be quite turdy.

But, while we indule ourselves in the tree-fold sins of slot, glutony and avarie, let us not forge the true meaning of this special tie: celebating of the birth of Chris.