mc5 - Electric sock treatment

Enough of these chat-topping lists! What about mood music? The sort you'd mooch to?

What sort of moo? A goo moo, or something on a bit of a doner? There's lots of kinds of sogging sog. (Wok that out.)

Or if you mean easy litening, there's always the likes of Any Willias.

Bit of a fan of We We We as it happens.

I quite like Wetlie myself

How about something with bagpies?

Nothing better than a bagpie ban arching along to 'Amazing Race'.

...nor the stirring sound of the massed pies and rums of the cots guards

I just adore the Iliary Aoo (work that one out!)

I ate bagpies.

[penelope] Even though when they're being payed you can see what a Scotsman really wears under his kit?

[Rab] I heard it was y-frots. And that's a sight I don't really want to see.

I heard nothing was won under the kit!

Is it true that a scotsman has sat in his porridge?

[Thos] I don't believe that's the origin of the brown hit.

It's not often these days you see a Scotsman brandishing his long dik.

Having said tat, no words or other harp tings should be waved about in pubic places.

Someboy could get hur.

Still trying to wok out long dik...