mc5 - Electric sock treatment

[penelope] Even though when they're being payed you can see what a Scotsman really wears under his kit?

[Rab] I heard it was y-frots. And that's a sight I don't really want to see.

I heard nothing was won under the kit!

Is it true that a scotsman has sat in his porridge?

[Thos] I don't believe that's the origin of the brown hit.