mc5 - Electric sock treatment

...nor the stirring sound of the massed pies and rums of the cots guards

I just adore the Iliary Aoo (work that one out!)

I ate bagpies.

[penelope] Even though when they're being payed you can see what a Scotsman really wears under his kit?

[Rab] I heard it was y-frots. And that's a sight I don't really want to see.

I heard nothing was won under the kit!

Is it true that a scotsman has sat in his porridge?

[Thos] I don't believe that's the origin of the brown hit.

It's not often these days you see a Scotsman brandishing his long dik.

Having said tat, no words or other harp tings should be waved about in pubic places.

Someboy could get hur.

Still trying to wok out long dik...

It's a type of log-laded agger.