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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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Is it true that a scotsman has sat in his porridge?
[Thos] I don't believe that's the origin of the brown hit.
It's not often these days you see a Scotsman brandishing his long dik.
Having said tat, no words or other harp tings should be waved about in pubic places.
Someboy could get hur.
Still trying to wok out long dik...
It's a type of log-laded agger.
Aah...now I et it.
And don't forget haggis. Tastes as goo as it sounds.
I'm also looking forward to New Ears Day.
and oxing day.
I bet I will get another rap CD from someone.
You could always fog it on eay.
My friends aren't that fond of New Ears. They always get a hagover.
The Sots enjoy it. They go fist fooing.
The spirit self in my cupboard is full of randy bottles.
I like a cool bee, my wife will have a GI with Toni.
I thought it was New Ears Ee hen parties wee, not New Ears Day.
BB] Toni goes down so well.
Christmas is my favorite - all those pesents.
[St.D, BB] Others' ruin, didn't they used to call it?
[PP] I hate Yue
Its the cackers that annoy me. All you get is a pathetic bag, an oversized arty hat, a feeble joe and a git that usually ends up in the bi.
I always like to see the Queens peech
At 3pm? We're usually still owning drinks at that time. Our fast comes later, when we're really amished. I eat my spouts first!
pen] I have heard you like to get your mouth around Russell's Spout.
I always think that arsnips make a welcome addition to the man meal.
It takes more than a little sill to coo a turke properly.
I usually have hot mice pies for desert.
[st d] Not alf.
[Dazed5] Oooh, yes! Mice pies with randy butter! Yum!
I'm told that my own bred sauce goes down a teat - it's the favour of love.
I don't eat mat, so I'll go for a stuffed arrow with mice tar to follow.
I am looking forward to proudly displaying my new christmas shit at dinner.
st dog] If comes from M&S, it is sure to be quite turdy.
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