mc5 - Electric sock treatment

Is it true that a scotsman has sat in his porridge?

[Thos] I don't believe that's the origin of the brown hit.

It's not often these days you see a Scotsman brandishing his long dik.

Having said tat, no words or other harp tings should be waved about in pubic places.

Someboy could get hur.

Still trying to wok out long dik...

It's a type of log-laded agger.

Aah...now I et it.

And don't forget haggis. Tastes as goo as it sounds.

I'm also looking forward to New Ears Day.

and oxing day.

I bet I will get another rap CD from someone.

You could always fog it on eay.

My friends aren't that fond of New Ears. They always get a hagover.

The Sots enjoy it. They go fist fooing.

The spirit self in my cupboard is full of randy bottles.

I like a cool bee, my wife will have a GI with Toni.

I thought it was New Ears Ee hen parties wee, not New Ears Day.

BB] Toni goes down so well.