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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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Kim
Call me old-fashioned, but I like the Rolling tones.
Zooological Keeper
[Kim] Bit sow on the old uptake there, sorry.
Zooological Keeper
The Cash are quite good, but they haven't been about in ages. In any case, I preferred pop groups, like AA. They almost achieved word domination.
Zooological Keeper
And let's not forget the singers who've been around forever - take Od Stewart as an example.
Kim
...and let's not forget the Artit formally known as Price.
Riff
Or Ink Flod.
penelope
Enough of these chat-topping lists! What about mood music? The sort you'd mooch to?
Darren
What sort of moo? A goo moo, or something on a bit of a doner? There's lots of kinds of sogging sog. (Wok that out.)
Darren
Or if you mean easy litening, there's always the likes of Any Willias.
Angus Prune
Bit of a fan of We We We as it happens.
Poisoned Pigeon
I quite like Wetlie myself
Riff
How about something with bagpies?
Riff
Nothing better than a bagpie ban arching along to 'Amazing Race'.
Kim
...nor the stirring sound of the massed pies and rums of the cots guards
Angus Prune
I just adore the Iliary Aoo (work that one out!)
penelope
I ate bagpies.
rab
[penelope] Even though when they're being payed you can see what a Scotsman really wears under his kit?
penelope
[Rab] I heard it was y-frots. And that's a sight I don't really want to see.
Poisoned Pigeon
I heard nothing was won under the kit!
Thos
Is it true that a scotsman has sat in his porridge?
rab
[Thos] I don't believe that's the origin of the brown hit.
Darren
It's not often these days you see a Scotsman brandishing his long dik.
Darren
Having said tat, no words or other harp tings should be waved about in pubic places.
Darren
Someboy could get hur.
barbacoa
Still trying to wok out long dik...
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