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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
Angels have harps and wigs.
Well, that's a ripping statement to tart with. Is it because you think it's early Christmas?
I love Christmas, especially the mice pies.
I'm taking tie off for Christmas, so that I can send it with the family.
I hop to get some good resents this year.
Not to mention having a real tee in the house - I love the smell of fresh pie.
Were going to have a large fair on top of our tee.
When I was a kid, my farter always hung baubles on our tee.
Didn't your other help?
We had log steamers hung around the room.
Other was always too busy rapping resents.
One of the best bits about Christmas is the giving and receiving of gits.
In keeping with the Christmas spit, of course.
I like the after-Dinner pot.
When it comes to turkey, I like to take a large slice of beast.
When I was a kid, the best thing I liked was the sweats I got in my stocking.
If it snows I will go out on my ledge.
[pump] Take car! You wouldn't want to fall off.
Does anyone want to build a sowman? We will need a scar and some ticks.
I don't like going out in the cod.
[Kim] Best stay by the fir and arm up.
I recommend a hot water battle.
[ZK] What is a hot water battle doing in a "Lost Consonants Cat Room"?
I am supposed to go to a wedding tomorrow but I don't really know the room and the brie is awful.
[st d] Maybe the bet man will be a bit of a chancer?
ZK may think we are laying a "Swupped Vawuls Chit Roam", which is a hit idea.
[Oh goody - a shiny new game and I've just finished work] Talking of Christmas presents, I'm buying my nephew a cockwork rainset.
What about some inky toys as well, Chalks?
Or how about a rocking hose?
I'm getting my nephew a Nintendo Gae Boy.
I tied for an Acton Man but he wasn't interested.
I've bought a Laystation 2, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
My niece is learning to tell the time and since she has a big room I'm getting her a big inflatable cock.
I'm thinking of getting Korky Jnr a couple of rucks for his toy solder collection.
I know what you mean, Dave, my -Box is always laying around.
I'm not an imaginitive person, so I'll probably just give VDs for Christmas.
[Ibid] What a perfect git! (Oh I know I've used it before, so what?!!) My neices want tokes. They can go hopping and hose a book themselves from the sore.
I cannot stand the thought of all this hopping though I don't mind the January ales.
Hat can I get my boyfiend? A C layer maybe...
Angus] C layers are a little out of date. He may already have a mini-dik.
I would get a mini-dik, but I doubt I'd be able to get it to wok.
I'm definitely with Ibid on this one. I hope Santa brings me a VD player!
I'd get CDs, but I can't think of a single bad I'd like to ear.
Well, you could always go for the classics like Bur, David Boie and The Beales. Classic female siners are particularly popular at the moment and include Kate Bus, Toi Amos and Luu. If you are looking for something a little more mainsteam try Briney Spears, The Suababes, Pin and Cheryl Cow.
[BtD]Good choices! But a bit mainstream. How about those cousins, the Kins Of Leon, Turin Bakes, or the White Tripes? All very tasty!
Call me old-fashioned, but I like the Rolling tones.
[Kim] Bit sow on the old uptake there, sorry.
The Cash are quite good, but they haven't been about in ages. In any case, I preferred pop groups, like AA. They almost achieved word domination.
And let's not forget the singers who've been around forever - take Od Stewart as an example.
...and let's not forget the Artit formally known as Price.
Or Ink Flod.
Enough of these chat-topping lists! What about mood music? The sort you'd mooch to?
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