mc5 - Electric sock treatment

I've bought a Laystation 2, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

My niece is learning to tell the time and since she has a big room I'm getting her a big inflatable cock.

I'm thinking of getting Korky Jnr a couple of rucks for his toy solder collection.

I know what you mean, Dave, my -Box is always laying around.

I'm not an imaginitive person, so I'll probably just give VDs for Christmas.