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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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[Ibid] What a perfect git! (Oh I know I've used it before, so what?!!) My neices want tokes. They can go hopping and hose a book themselves from the sore.
I cannot stand the thought of all this hopping though I don't mind the January ales.
Hat can I get my boyfiend? A C layer maybe...
Angus] C layers are a little out of date. He may already have a mini-dik.
I would get a mini-dik, but I doubt I'd be able to get it to wok.
I'm definitely with Ibid on this one. I hope Santa brings me a VD player!
I'd get CDs, but I can't think of a single bad I'd like to ear.
Well, you could always go for the classics like Bur, David Boie and The Beales. Classic female siners are particularly popular at the moment and include Kate Bus, Toi Amos and Luu. If you are looking for something a little more mainsteam try Briney Spears, The Suababes, Pin and Cheryl Cow.
[BtD]Good choices! But a bit mainstream. How about those cousins, the Kins Of Leon, Turin Bakes, or the White Tripes? All very tasty!
Call me old-fashioned, but I like the Rolling tones.
[Kim] Bit sow on the old uptake there, sorry.
The Cash are quite good, but they haven't been about in ages. In any case, I preferred pop groups, like AA. They almost achieved word domination.
And let's not forget the singers who've been around forever - take Od Stewart as an example.
...and let's not forget the Artit formally known as Price.
Or Ink Flod.
Enough of these chat-topping lists! What about mood music? The sort you'd mooch to?
What sort of moo? A goo moo, or something on a bit of a doner? There's lots of kinds of sogging sog. (Wok that out.)
Or if you mean easy litening, there's always the likes of Any Willias.
Bit of a fan of We We We as it happens.
I quite like Wetlie myself
How about something with bagpies?
Nothing better than a bagpie ban arching along to 'Amazing Race'.
...nor the stirring sound of the massed pies and rums of the cots guards
I just adore the Iliary Aoo (work that one out!)
I ate bagpies.
[penelope] Even though when they're being payed you can see what a Scotsman really wears under his kit?
[Rab] I heard it was y-frots. And that's a sight I don't really want to see.
I heard nothing was won under the kit!
Is it true that a scotsman has sat in his porridge?
[Thos] I don't believe that's the origin of the brown hit.
It's not often these days you see a Scotsman brandishing his long dik.
Having said tat, no words or other harp tings should be waved about in pubic places.
Someboy could get hur.
Still trying to wok out long dik...
It's a type of log-laded agger.
Aah...now I et it.
And don't forget haggis. Tastes as goo as it sounds.
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