mc5 - Electric sock treatment

Chalky

I tied for an Acton Man but he wasn't interested.

Big Dave

I've bought a Laystation 2, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.

rab

My niece is learning to tell the time and since she has a big room I'm getting her a big inflatable cock.

Uncle Korky

I'm thinking of getting Korky Jnr a couple of rucks for his toy solder collection.

Chalky

I know what you mean, Dave, my -Box is always laying around.

Ibid

I'm not an imaginitive person, so I'll probably just give VDs for Christmas.

penelope

[Ibid] What a perfect git! (Oh I know I've used it before, so what?!!) My neices want tokes. They can go hopping and hose a book themselves from the sore.

plump

I cannot stand the thought of all this hopping though I don't mind the January ales.

Angus Prune

Hat can I get my boyfiend? A C layer maybe...

Bob the dog

Angus] C layers are a little out of date. He may already have a mini-dik.

Tuj

I would get a mini-dik, but I doubt I'd be able to get it to wok.