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C'mon, let the dog see the rabbi...
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Were going to have a large fair on top of our tee.
When I was a kid, my farter always hung baubles on our tee.
Didn't your other help?
We had log steamers hung around the room.
Other was always too busy rapping resents.
One of the best bits about Christmas is the giving and receiving of gits.
In keeping with the Christmas spit, of course.
I like the after-Dinner pot.
When it comes to turkey, I like to take a large slice of beast.
When I was a kid, the best thing I liked was the sweats I got in my stocking.
If it snows I will go out on my ledge.
[pump] Take car! You wouldn't want to fall off.
Does anyone want to build a sowman? We will need a scar and some ticks.
I don't like going out in the cod.
[Kim] Best stay by the fir and arm up.
I recommend a hot water battle.
[ZK] What is a hot water battle doing in a "Lost Consonants Cat Room"?
I am supposed to go to a wedding tomorrow but I don't really know the room and the brie is awful.
[st d] Maybe the bet man will be a bit of a chancer?
ZK may think we are laying a "Swupped Vawuls Chit Roam", which is a hit idea.
[Oh goody - a shiny new game and I've just finished work] Talking of Christmas presents, I'm buying my nephew a cockwork rainset.
What about some inky toys as well, Chalks?
Or how about a rocking hose?
I'm getting my nephew a Nintendo Gae Boy.
I tied for an Acton Man but he wasn't interested.
I've bought a Laystation 2, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
My niece is learning to tell the time and since she has a big room I'm getting her a big inflatable cock.
I'm thinking of getting Korky Jnr a couple of rucks for his toy solder collection.
I know what you mean, Dave, my -Box is always laying around.
I'm not an imaginitive person, so I'll probably just give VDs for Christmas.
[Ibid] What a perfect git! (Oh I know I've used it before, so what?!!) My neices want tokes. They can go hopping and hose a book themselves from the sore.
I cannot stand the thought of all this hopping though I don't mind the January ales.
Hat can I get my boyfiend? A C layer maybe...
Angus] C layers are a little out of date. He may already have a mini-dik.
I would get a mini-dik, but I doubt I'd be able to get it to wok.
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