mc5 - Will you welcome please...

All the way from the Orient its Mr&Mrs Chin with their sons Itchee and Hairee

This game needs sectioned i believe - for observation.

penelope

Welcome please (just ahead of the men in white coats) Mrs and Mrs Ing-Board and their son, the straightest guy in town, Ian Ing-board.

Brendan

Look, it's Mr and Mrs Quisk and their daughter Electra ...

ZK

[Brendan] Genius! Welcome please Mr Towcester and his partner Ms Witch, and their charming son, Sam Witch-Towcester.

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Bag and their daughter Peg

Milo

Isn't that Mr and Mrs T'caseonwheels's daughter, Sue? And that's Sal Udbowl. (widey, your mum says your tea's ready)

Milo

That stir is being caused by Mr & Mrs Dblenda and their daughter Anne

Followed by distant cousins, Mr & Mrs Singbowl and their son Mick

How about a visit to the "Place Names Ball" I can see our first guests it's Mr & Mrs Yer and their daughter Libby

Oh dear, put on your woolies for its the Tarcticas again, with their icy daughter Anne Tarctica. I think I will hang out instead with Mr & Mrs Gall, and their warm and friendly son Ben Gall.

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Tshire and their son Will. (He's got a German friend Hants).

Welcome, please, from Bristol Mr & Mrs Stoke and their son Bradley.

And following close behind I see Mr and Mrs Norton and their award winning stonemason son Chipping and its good to see them again!

Toby

Escorting Miss Issippi is her beau Herr Frank Furt.

And here is Mr and Mrs Apolis with their daughter Minne and her partner Paul Saint

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Tolya, and their daughter Anna Tolya.

Prithee all be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Thorpe and their windswept daughter Mabel.

And while we're about it, how about a big hand for Mr and Mrs Green and their son Lee.

Fussy point, but places that are named after people should not be allowed, eg Johannesburg. Probably rules out half the place names in England, including where I live - "the hamlet of Weorla's people".

From darkest Wiltshire, Mr and Mrs Malford and their son, Christian. Don't know if that one offends your rule, Rosie.

Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Terbourne Abbas and their son Wyn. (Softers) - Looks all right to me. :-)

From Dorset, Mr & Mrs Port, and their daughter Brid Port.

Tuj

Ladies and gentlemen, the delightful Mr and Mrs Chester, who also have a son called Wyn.

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Ford and their son Brad

All be upstanding for Mr & Mrs Gio di Calabria and their son Reg.

A big welcome to Mr & Mrs Le street and their fine son Chester

Let's hear it for Mr and Mrs Bao and their son Bill. Dreadful.

Obviously, Mr & Mrs Borough and their son, Peter.

Also introducing from Wiltshire, Mr & Mrs Isbury and their daughter, Sal.

All rise for Mr and Mrs Ham and their son Rex. (Softers) Your first one violates The Rule!

Look who's here its Mr & Mrs O'Groats and their son John

[Rosie} CanI just say that the problem with "The Rule" is that a large proportion of places *are* named for people, whether resident or saintly. Thus Peterborough - but I'd allow this, as it's all one word, whereas Mavis Enderby (Lincs) would be instantly disqualified.
Mt & Mrs Caster and their son Don Caster.

And now, let's hear it for Mr and Mrs de Janeiro and their son Rio. (Herr Bratsche) Doesn't using the already-existing personal name as part of the "answer" defy the whole purpose of the game, which is to conjure names out of thin air, as it were? There's no essential difference, in this sense, between your two examples. BTW, aren't you up rather early this morning, for a musician? :-)

[Rosie] I don't do it for a living! By day, IT consultant, by night, musician.

Please welcome Mr and Mrs On-Wye and their son Ross. And from the wilds of Wyoming here's that retiring young lass Shy Anne. (Herr Bratsche) Oh, hard cheese. :-)

[Rosie] It's OK, it pays the bills. Mr & Mrs Gate and their son Harry Gate, closely followed by Mr & Mrs Istone and their daughter Pen Istone.

While in the realms of fantasy, all the way from Ambridge , introducing Penny Hassett.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together for Mr and Mrs Ericay and their son Bill. (Herr Bratsche) If you twang your knob fast enough do you get a Penis Tone?

[Rosie] Winces at the very thought

**twangs nob very fast and places it against ear***
***does it again***
Rosie] No, but it's kind of fun.

From the beautiful Lake District, Mr & Mrs Dermere, and their daughter Wyn Dermere.

ZK

All the way from Essex I see we have Mr and Mrs Ple-Soken and their godlike son, Thor.

And with us once again are those outrageous socialites Mr & Mrs Stone and their daughter Connie

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Isle and their son Carl.

Please be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Terr and their son Les

Toby

Joining us all the way from Italy, we have Fiona Renze and her friend Silas Ennar (who prefer to be addressed by their nicknames please).

Will you all put your hands together, please, for Mr and Mrs Ws-y-coed and their daughter Bet.

Will you welcome please, Mr and Mrs Man and their daughter, Isla.

And resplendent in their patriotic orange are our Dutch guests Mr & Mrs Bolden and their son Wim

Mr & Mrs Rith and their daughter Pen, and Mr & Mrs Dull and their son Ken.

Mr and Mrs Lazoosh and their son Ashley Barrisdale Donnisthorpe. Hello Ash B. D. Lazoosh

Please engage low gear for Mr and Mrs Ock and their son Paul. I don't usually do LOL, but the last four were highly chortleworthy.:-)

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Bee-Anne and their daughter Carrie

Also please welcome Mr & Mrs Toft and their daughter Lois

Mrs Supermare has lost her little son Stanley. Where's Stan Supermare?

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Vizes and their daughter Dee

Mr & Mrs Venscarandeskdalerailway and their son Ray Venscarandeskdalerailway.

... who is feeling a little Ratty (in-joke).

Topnosh

Please say hello to Mr and Mrs AGE and their son STEVEN

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Tober and their son Manny

Also please put you hands together for Mr & Mrs Etarborough and their son Mark

Please stand back for Mr & Mrs Tonmobray and their daughter, Mel.

Please also welcome the singing duo Papa Le Town and his partner Mama Cas.

Let's have a big hand for Mr and Mrs Pford-Peverell and their son Sam. (Herr Bratsche) Not too "in" for me, squire. :-)

[Rosie] ;-)
Mr & Mrs Juxta-Twycross, and their son Norton Juxta-Twycross.

Will you please all abase y'rselves before, from Pakistan via the Emerald Isle, Mr and Mrs O'Babad and their son Jac(k). (Herr Bratsche) WTF's that?

Dujon

Please be standing for Mr and Mrs Hog and their son Art.

Please welcome, joining us from his Greek resort on Mt. Olympus [home of mythological gods], the inimitable Herr Chulés.

And close behind let us welcome Mr and Mrs Castle and their dyslexic son Barnard

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BTW Do people with dyslexia suffer from daily sex? (anag)

And sharing the minicab from the North-East is a member of the clergy, Bishop Auckland. (Snodders) Mmm . . . maybe literacy isn't so wonderful. :-)

From Kent, please welcome Mr & Mrs D'scastle and their son, Lee.

From Staffordshire, Mr & Mrs Bington and their son Bob, and from almost next door, Mr & Mrs Tingham and their daughter Pat. Keeping close company from Birmingham are Bill and Lesley, and our first Jewish family, Mr & Mrs Ihull and their son Sol. Following close behind are Mr & Mrs Wood and their daughter Holly, and not far away are Mr & Mrs Slee and their daughter Mo.

From further afield please welcome Mr & Mrs Shus and their son Maurice

Also please welcome Mr & Mrs Assker and their son Al

From a little further east, will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Adelphia and their son Phil.

Dujon

Ooh, they must have arrived on the same plane - please recognis(z)e the Sylvanias and their daughter Penelope

And all the way from deepest darkest London Town I see Mr and Mrs Sington and their well heeled son, Ken. (Rosie - Agreed but I knwo whihc i'd rathre hvae! Trust you're well)

And close behind are Mr and Mrs Sippi and their beautiful and curvaceous daughter with no name, Missi

Will you please welcome, from Wales via Italy, Mr and Mrs Disi and their son Bryn.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are shocked and delighted with the arrival of the late Walt Neland in the form of his lovely daughter Daisy.

And now let's hear it for Mr and Mrs More and their son Stan.

Puckoon

[Rosie] you forgot his old friend Colin Dale...

Please welcome the holy man from the Eastend Saint Ratford

Please welcome, from Gloucestershire, Mr & Mrs Erstone and their lovely daughter, Bev.

And following them, thier close neighbours Mr & Mrs Chinhampton and thier daughter, Min.

And now please give a big hand for Mr and Mrs Mere and their daughter Hazel.

Mr & Mrs Fordonavon and their son Brad.

And now it's Mr and Mrs Bull and their son Stanley, whom no-one seems to have heard of. Who Is Stan Bull?

Please stand back for these two hippies smoking spliffs, the High Wycombes.

Mr & Mrs Ford and their daughter Biddy.

And yes, just emerging from their G Reg Capri are Mr and Mrs Rickey and their laddish offspring Billy/

And now can we hear it for Mr and Mrs Th and their son Dar(r)en. (Snodders) I did Billericay earlier, but it's way off the top of the page by now. :-)

Mr & Mrs Saul and their sin Wal.

D'oh! - s/sin/son/

And in the distance I see Mr and Mrs Morangie and their 15 year old son Glen (Rosie, Sorry, I will try to keep up!)

They've come a long way, so a big hand for Mr and Mrs Arkand and their son Sam. Or is it daughter? Mrs Nextdoor is Sam. (Snodders) Dunnit meself, mate, but patronisingly excused on the grounds of senile dementia.

Aye up its Mr & Mrs Eva and their sexy daughter Jen

From "the uttermost end of the earth" please welcome Mr and Mrs Agonia and their daughter Pat.

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Joining us now are Mr. Deese and his sizzling daughter Haye and behind them approaches the good doctor Dopheles who appears to be escorting his charming assistant Mavis.

Please welcome Mr& Mrs Recoast and their son Ivor

Also welcome Mr & Mrs Ablanker and their daughter Cass

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Ingham and their daughter Gill.

From India, please welcome Mr & Mrs Izes and their son, Dev .

And here with a fresh supply of Scones and Clotted Cream are Mr and Mrs Vergissey and their daughter May (Rosie, Senility is in the eye of the beholder - If we're repeating perhaps its time to change the topic)

Still brushing the snow off, but here are Mr and Mrs d'Isère and their daughter Val. (Snodgrass) Wish that were true because I look a lot younger than I am, but my dentist, not to mention all the ex-PantsMC players, knows the awful truth.

And just behind we see those Swiss socialites, Mr & Mrs Va and their beautiful, and available, daughter Jenny. [Rosie] I know exactly what you mean, I have seen your photo and Mr Angello is to be congratulated LOL.

Please welcome another snow-covered couple, Mr and Mrs Sk and their son Tom. (Snodders) How did you know my dentist is called Angelo? (Fernandez, Goanese origin). BTW I took my piccy in a mirror and reversed it, with Photoshop Elements. It's brilliant. Sow's ear to silk purse - no problem. :-)

Puckoon

And arriving a little late we have Mr & Mrs Lass and their son Doug.

falstaff

Ladies and gentlemen, please hold the applause as we usher in Mr and Mrs Singh and their daughters Jen and Singh.

Please welcome the famous motorcycling couple MR & Mrs Staff and their beautiful daughter Bell

And shivvering through the door I see Mr and Mrs Kyavik and their son Ray [Rosie] Is thet an SLR in your hand or are you just pleased?

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Tchewan and their daughter Saska. (Snodgrass) I'm afraid it's just a camera. It was, of course, originally an RLS.

Please give it up for Mr and Mrs Pines and their son with the perfect complexion Phillip [Rosie] LOL for RLS! Nice to see you up during the day!

LotUS

And a warm welcome for Mr and Mrs Ombo and their detective son Col whose also brought along his pet Rat, Napura.

Adding a nice Welsh/Celtic flavour Mr & Mrs Gest and their son Di

Raise your glasses for Mr and Mrs Bourg and their daughter Cher. (Snodders) As you can see from the pic, it does happen, from time to time. (widey) Eh? WTF's Digest?

Mr & Mrs Low and their son Oz.

Mr & Mrs Sota and their daughter Mini

Prithee all be upstanding for Mr and Mrs Furt-am-Main and their son Frank.

And while you're still on your feet let's hear it for Mr and Mrs Aygo and their daughter Sandy.

Mr & Mrs Erham and their lovely daughter Kate

And from just down the road here are Mr and Mrs Ley and their son Ken. (ImNJ) Only a mile or two from where I live.

From Scotland, perhaps, please welcome Mr & Mrs Worth and their son, Tam.

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Bucktoo and their son Tim

spliggo

Say, who are these young thespian gentlemen - can it be Messrs Naco, Ritious, (ouch!) Gadishoo, Scow and Naghan? Indeed it is - five guys named Mo!

Hmmmmm I'm not the only one who posted none-place related names, see above!!! and Digest was something for the readers, fna, fna,.......

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Buzzard and their son Leighton. (plump) Why didn't I think of that one? :-)

From darkest Wiltshire, please welcome Mr & Mrs Malford and their son, Christian. Ditto, Rosie.

Spliggo

Will you please put your hands together for the Issippi children and their cousins, the Issouris.

SNodgrass

And, yes, the rumour is true, here is Mr and Mrs Ana and their eldest son Guy

Sodgrass

And just behind I see Mr and Mrs Snia-Herzegovinia and their son Bo

Mr & Mrs Mington-Spa and their son Lee [Rosie] Not Chaldon, by any chance?

spliggo

and making their presence heard, the OK Chorale with their lead Singa - Pore

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Per and their daughter Bel. (ImNotJohn) No, not Chaldon, but Hamsey Green, the Warlingham half.

Mr & Mrs Lock and their son Matt.

Please welcome from the West Indies it's Bob Haydoss and Jim Acre

Not to forget their Aunt Ega and her friend Martin Eek.
And who's that over-trendily dressed older man? It must be Trini's Dad

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Jeers and their son Al

Greg

sad

Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Monton and their son Ed.

Closely followed by Mr and Mrs Ngay and their son Harry.

Oh look, here's Crystal Palace, withher twin sister, Alexandra.

Mr & Mrs Aviv and their son Tel

Please welcome Mrs. Elsa Ware, her fledgeling daughters Della, Summer, Anna, Averi, and their dashing brother Noah.

OOPS! [Of vital interest to any and all unattached gentlemen present] We are delighted to announce the arrival of their maidenly Aunt, Bee.

Greg

Please Welcome Mr Clothesof twice married and his son oliver

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Otho and their son Les who changed their names by deed poll from Mrs & Mrs Utoland and son Baz

From Russia, Vlad E Vostok, and from central Asia, Sam Markand.

Please welcome our American guests, Mr and Mrs Tucky and their son Ken. This game is slowing up. Anyone for a change of subject?

[Rosie] I agree. Any suggestions ?

Uncle Korky

I would like to invite all-comers to The Cowboys and Indians Ball.
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Oon, and their daughter Sal.

Chalky

Sorry - the horrid Indians aren't playing properly...
Mornington Crescent

Audience

*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Chalky*