mc5 - Will you welcome please...

Crescenters announce arrivals at a ball nominated by any player, until topics are exhausted or dying, whereupon another social function is picked and it all begins again.

falstaff

Ladies and gentlemen, please hold the applause as we usher in Mr and Mrs Singh and their daughters Jen and Singh.

widey

Please welcome the famous motorcycling couple MR & Mrs Staff and their beautiful daughter Bell

Snodgrass

And shivvering through the door I see Mr and Mrs Kyavik and their son Ray [Rosie] Is thet an SLR in your hand or are you just pleased?

Rosie

Please welcome Mr and Mrs Tchewan and their daughter Saska. (Snodgrass) I'm afraid it's just a camera. It was, of course, originally an RLS.

Snodgrass

Please give it up for Mr and Mrs Pines and their son with the perfect complexion Phillip [Rosie] LOL for RLS! Nice to see you up during the day!