mc5 - Will you welcome please...

Crescenters announce arrivals at a ball nominated by any player, until topics are exhausted or dying, whereupon another social function is picked and it all begins again.

Poisoned Pigeon

I think I spy in the corner a fake and highly dodgy character being hunted by the police! Officer, it's him - phony

Angus Prune

Ah, welcome please Claire E. Net. Also, a distant cousin of the queen, the Royal Phil Armonic. And I've just been informed that there's a problem getting into the party - the door handel's fallen off.

Kim

Well, there's five guys named Mo here, but only one of them has the surmane Zart.

Zooological Keeper

It seems that Mo Nteverdi, Mo Dulation, the unmusical Mo Notone and the verbose heir to his father's estates, the 2nd Mo V'ment, are all keeping rather lower profiles tonight.

Widey

I believe tonights MC is none other than Mr Mike Raphone (Mic to his close pals)