mc5 - Will you welcome please...

Crescenters announce arrivals at a ball nominated by any player, until topics are exhausted or dying, whereupon another social function is picked and it all begins again.

Riff

[ZK] Stunning!
Just entering the ballroom, we have Mr. and Mrs. Phony and their son Sam -- he's a dreamy lad, always in a fugue.

Dazed5

Over there, with his cap on back-to front, is the garage star Sod E. Are you going to give us some rap Sod E?

Poisoned Pigeon

I think I spy in the corner a fake and highly dodgy character being hunted by the police! Officer, it's him - phony

Angus Prune

Ah, welcome please Claire E. Net. Also, a distant cousin of the queen, the Royal Phil Armonic. And I've just been informed that there's a problem getting into the party - the door handel's fallen off.

Kim

Well, there's five guys named Mo here, but only one of them has the surmane Zart.