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Crescenters announce arrivals at a ball nominated by any player, until topics are exhausted or dying, whereupon another social function is picked and it all begins again.
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All welcome a little early Mr & Mrs Ivity and their son Nat.
They've been here from the beginning - it's Mrs Sis and her daughter Jenny
I've noticed they've kept their distance from the distinguished clergyman the very Rev E. Lations.
Please welcome the Sgospel family and their lovely sons, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
Looking a bit strained, the recently divorced Ms O'Dus and her ex.
I'm very pleased to announce the arrival of a distinguished contingent from the Royal College of Anaesthetists. Will you welcome please these numbers.
I'm sorry I got here late, by the way, but can I just draw your attention to the hard work done by our doorman, Levi, who checks off all the guests on his list as they come in? That's right, Levi, tick us.
*feeling sure we can welcome the entire Old Testament [somehow]* Yet another miserable couple - Mrs O'Mee and her husband Ron. Her glum demeanour is due to Ron O'Mee.
And here's the Vicar, the Rev. Elation
Bzzt! Repetition!
rab] jesus wept !
Look !It's mr & mrs Imtuakros, and their only son, Neil Imtuakros.
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Lee-Hem and their daughter Beth
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Isteins and their son Phil
Can't believe he's only just arrived, it's that noble philanthropist and all-round great guy Mr Aritan. Say hello to the Good Sam Aritan
All welcome please the Bull family and their often cryptic son, Parry.
Here comes the cobbler, Joe Shoer, closely followed by his half-Persian namesake, Joe D'ges. What a lot of trouble those two always get up to - I rue th' day they got together.
I see we have a huge crowd from the various Sipuls Groups around the country. And just joining them now all the way from Norfolk are the Diss Sipuls.
I've heard that Genesis are providing the music!
It's cabaret time. We have a top grade act for you tonight, the best of the best. A thespian group called the Postles. Yes it's the Acts of the 'A' Postles!
On a lighter note we have Mr & Mrs Ediction and their son Ben Ediction
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Gi and their daughter May.
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Myer and their son Jerry
Just over there helping the Fallen Virgin, Sam Ariton doing a good turn.
Oh look, sticking loosely on the theme, here are Mr and Mrs Saintsgomarchingin, and their crazy daughter, Wendy Saintsgomarchingin
And here are Mr & Mrs Iversofbabylon and their son Thor. No, he's just leaving -- bye, Thor Iversofbabylon!
Please be upstaning for the Lee-Ghosts, and their eldest son Theo Lee-Ghost
and of course from Lancashire the Eccles Lee-Asteys
The youngest member of the Iggle family is dawdling at the back of the queue. Will someone just prod Iggles' son?
Keeping the attendance record is our faithful servant, Teronomy. Can you tell us when the next guests are due, Teronomy?
Introducing Mr & Mrs See and their daughterFara.
Oh god here come the Vations, with their righteous daughter Sal Vation
And here come the American representatives of the Federation of Evangenical Zoroastrians and Nestorians: the F.E.Z.N.s
[Raak] Are Evangenicals the the product of Monsanto's Welsh research programme?
I'd just like to announce the result of the annual sovereigns versus judiciary football match: Kings 2, Judges 1.
CRIPES, here is the Whore of Babylon, which would suggest that the Dale Ovjudgement is here, and we must change balls, as it were.....
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