I'm sorry I got here late, by the way, but can I just draw your attention to the hard work done by our doorman, Levi, who checks off all the guests on his list as they come in? That's right, Levi, tick us.

*feeling sure we can welcome the entire Old Testament [somehow]* Yet another miserable couple - Mrs O'Mee and her husband Ron. Her glum demeanour is due to Ron O'Mee.

And here's the Vicar, the Rev. Elation

Bzzt! Repetition!

rab] jesus wept !
Look !It's mr & mrs Imtuakros, and their only son, Neil Imtuakros.