I've noticed they've kept their distance from the distinguished clergyman the very Rev E. Lations.

Please welcome the Sgospel family and their lovely sons, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

Looking a bit strained, the recently divorced Ms O'Dus and her ex.

I'm very pleased to announce the arrival of a distinguished contingent from the Royal College of Anaesthetists. Will you welcome please these numbers.

I'm sorry I got here late, by the way, but can I just draw your attention to the hard work done by our doorman, Levi, who checks off all the guests on his list as they come in? That's right, Levi, tick us.