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Crescenters announce arrivals at a ball nominated by any player, until topics are exhausted or dying, whereupon another social function is picked and it all begins again.
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A shady character... the Norwegian Per Jury, closely followed by the irish scribe, Stan O'Grapher
Please welcome old friends the Istrate family with their daughter Madge
Please welcome Mr& Mrs Ishery and their obscure son Jude
Mr & Mrs Fence and their daughter Dee.
There's the divorcee, Mrs Stenuatingcircumstances, who's arguing with her ex-Stenuatingcircumtances... (phew, I think I got away with that one)
From Ireland, Mr & Mrs Sion and their famous explorer son, Discovery Moe....
As well as Mr & Mrs Bailey, and their great-grandfather.
The High Society Entrants. Count Silfortheprosecution, Baron Ofanyevidence, Lady Caseinfrontofthejury, and Lord Notanotherinsanitydefence....
Here comes Mr & Mrs Amendment and their fifth child.
Closely followed by Mr & Mrs Rights and their daughter Miranda.
Well, Mr & Mrs Loco-Parentis couldn't be with us tonight, but would you please welcome their son, Ian.
Standing over there keeping order, Kurt Baliff.
And please welcome Mr & Mrs Strait and their daughter, Maggi.
Not to mention Mr & Mrs Injunction and their delightful daughter Mareva, hand in hand with Anton, the charming son of Mr & Mrs Pillar-Order.
Welcome please, Mr & Mrs Sittingforimmoralpurposes and their son Soli. (Thankyou ISIRTA)
I would also like to welcome Mr & Mrs talmightyhowmuchisthatfine and their expressive son Chris.
And up before the judge this morning is my old friend Duncan Driving, with his friend Duncan Disorderly.
Arriving all the way from Wales, the entire Davit clan, or the Taffy Davits as they're more popularly known.
There's Mr & Mrs Kingticket and their Pa
Here copmes Lady Judge with her husband, Sir Kit.
Oh look , here's Bill. I can't remember his surname, but I believe his Mothers maiden name was Trustlaw, and he's come here tonight with his Aunty Trustlaw. Also here is the Tishlaw family and their stern son, Scot Tishlaw, followed neatly by the Tration family with their fat American son, Arbie Tration - lets just hope he keeps well away from the Ternativedisputresolution family and their son Al Ternativedispouteresolution. Oh look, the Magic Circle have sent some people to entertain us, here's Clifford Chance, Herbert Smith & Lynn Klaters (a bit obscure those maybe). And last but not least, walking terribly slowly as ever, the Lubblehours family and their ever so slow son Bill Lubblehours.
And there's the honourably motivated lawyer, Fifi Fie.
And I thought they'd never arrive! Mr & Mrs Bennett-wholetJohnnieCochraninhere....and their son GORDON BENNETT-WHOLETJOHNNIECOCHRANINHERE...
Ooooooooooooh look who it is, not good enough for most of us, its the Shullin-Quireys, with their stern daughter, Judy Shullin-Quirey
Ooh, it's my friend, Courtney Ofjustice. Hi, Court!
Gentlemen, please stand aside for Miss Trial.
Oh No ! Its those oh-so-goody-goody pair, Mr & Mrs Reitsacht, with their awful son Herman Reitsacht. Oh but look, followed up by everyone's favorite, it's the Practise family, and their beautiful daughter Bess Practise. We were hoping for teh Camera family, but unfortunately they had to stay home to look after their son, Ian Camera, who isn't allowed out of his room.
There's Mr & Mrs Bailey and their Great Grandfather Old Bailey. Announcing royalty now with the Magi Strate.
Everyone please bow most graciously for the Norder family, with their beautiful daughter Laura Norder. ***reverent silence***
Looking flush over there is old Tortionate-Fees and his ex.
Here come Mr & Mrs Mee, and their daughter Sue Mee
And just behind them, I see Mr. and Mrs. Bulance-chaser, and their daughter Emma Bulance-chaser.
Has anyone seen Mr & Mrs Ographer ? There's a call from their son, Stan Ographer.
Bzzzzt! Repetition. I loved Herman Reitsacht though. Here's Mr & Mrs Ster and their younger son, Junior Barry Ster. Oh, and it looks as if the Lord Chief Justice has been reduced to buying his suits from Mr Buyrite - I can see a Woolf in cheap clothing
Repetition is a signal for deviation.
Welcome, welcome one and all to the Biblical dinner-dance reunion.
Its good to see Mr and Mrs Legrail and their long-lost son Joe!
Make way please for the Tament brothers and their mother Tess Tament. She is looking a bit old nowadays.
Be upstanding, please for Lady Onthemount and her husband, Sir Mon Onthemount.
'Ere. There's a Mr. Azark trying to get in, but there's no Azark on the guestlist!
Hark the Herald! Here comes Mr E. Play.
Here comes Belle. She swings both ways and breeds chickens that get dizzy. That's right it's Giddy Hen Bi Belle!
All welcome a little early Mr & Mrs Ivity and their son Nat.
All welcome a little early Mr & Mrs Ivity and their son Nat.
They've been here from the beginning - it's Mrs Sis and her daughter Jenny
I've noticed they've kept their distance from the distinguished clergyman the very Rev E. Lations.
Please welcome the Sgospel family and their lovely sons, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
Looking a bit strained, the recently divorced Ms O'Dus and her ex.
I'm very pleased to announce the arrival of a distinguished contingent from the Royal College of Anaesthetists. Will you welcome please these numbers.
I'm sorry I got here late, by the way, but can I just draw your attention to the hard work done by our doorman, Levi, who checks off all the guests on his list as they come in? That's right, Levi, tick us.
*feeling sure we can welcome the entire Old Testament [somehow]* Yet another miserable couple - Mrs O'Mee and her husband Ron. Her glum demeanour is due to Ron O'Mee.
And here's the Vicar, the Rev. Elation
Bzzt! Repetition!
rab] jesus wept !
Look !It's mr & mrs Imtuakros, and their only son, Neil Imtuakros.
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Lee-Hem and their daughter Beth
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Isteins and their son Phil
Can't believe he's only just arrived, it's that noble philanthropist and all-round great guy Mr Aritan. Say hello to the Good Sam Aritan
All welcome please the Bull family and their often cryptic son, Parry.
Here comes the cobbler, Joe Shoer, closely followed by his half-Persian namesake, Joe D'ges. What a lot of trouble those two always get up to - I rue th' day they got together.
I see we have a huge crowd from the various Sipuls Groups around the country. And just joining them now all the way from Norfolk are the Diss Sipuls.
I've heard that Genesis are providing the music!
It's cabaret time. We have a top grade act for you tonight, the best of the best. A thespian group called the Postles. Yes it's the Acts of the 'A' Postles!
On a lighter note we have Mr & Mrs Ediction and their son Ben Ediction
Please welcome Mr and Mrs Gi and their daughter May.
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Myer and their son Jerry
Just over there helping the Fallen Virgin, Sam Ariton doing a good turn.
Oh look, sticking loosely on the theme, here are Mr and Mrs Saintsgomarchingin, and their crazy daughter, Wendy Saintsgomarchingin
And here are Mr & Mrs Iversofbabylon and their son Thor. No, he's just leaving -- bye, Thor Iversofbabylon!
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