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Bad Tempered Impostors Crescent 2?
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Lock at the cock on that... Shepherd's Bush
What is it with women trying to show me useless bits of old rock. Bah! If you haven't got anything relevant to say stop trying to delay me from reaching Waterloo.
*raises handbag*
And exactly when did you start to think that your father was an Angel, you horrible little deviant?
[Sigmund] About the same time as you started getting evil ideas about Seven Sisters, Doc.
And we shall turn this Green Park orange!
That Paisley man's Barking, I tell you. Totally Wimbledon. He's begun to talk in Bold Italic Font size+6. It's only a matter of time before he hits the Shift Lock, and starts using <font color= "weirdlimegreen"> Has to be committed, of course. And the key thrown away, as you'd expect.
[Sigmund] You're a fine one to talk! Someone likes the sound of their own over-educated and over-opinionated voice too much. Investing in property at New Cross Gate.
[Seto] Sounds like you can't tell the difference between Sigmund and Clement. Wapping idiot.
[Sister] Don't be too severe on Seto. My clinical investigations demonstrate that many of my patients cannot tell the difference between a bearded Viennese trick-cyclist and his grandson. We call this condition Bermondsey of the Medulla Oblongata, and sufferers are commonly characterised as Oval.
Fancy a Westminster?
Fach off back to Shepherds Bush.
You want advice? Make an appointment, for Finsbury Park's sake.
Appointments? That's just sooo dark ages. Bit like Warren Street.
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Oi, Ozzy. Shut it, or I'll have to send someone round to get Tufnell Park with you.
I now inform you that you are too far from Ruislip.
Oi, Mo! We don't like the telling of lies 'ere. Now 'op off out of it before I put Humpty and Little Bear onto you. And Jemima tells me you've been hanging around talking to toys at South Wimbledon. What's all that about?
[FB] Jemima should mind her own business or she's likely to find herself in Canada Water.
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