Oi, Ozzy. Shut it, or I'll have to send someone round to get Tufnell Park with you.

I now inform you that you are too far from Ruislip.

Oi, Mo! We don't like the telling of lies 'ere. Now 'op off out of it before I put Humpty and Little Bear onto you. And Jemima tells me you've been hanging around talking to toys at South Wimbledon. What's all that about?

[FB] Jemima should mind her own business or she's likely to find herself in Canada Water.

The Lord Of The Understairs has blown his cover. What a dildo. Now then - you bastards have trumped my Plonsky Rebound so I shall retaliate with a sly but carefully aimed Latimer Road leaving you all in Knip. Suckers!