[Sister] Don't be too severe on Seto. My clinical investigations demonstrate that many of my patients cannot tell the difference between a bearded Viennese trick-cyclist and his grandson. We call this condition Bermondsey of the Medulla Oblongata, and sufferers are commonly characterised as Oval.

Fancy a Westminster?

Fach off back to Shepherds Bush.

You want advice? Make an appointment, for Finsbury Park's sake.

Appointments? That's just sooo dark ages. Bit like Warren Street.