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Bad Tempered Impostors Crescent 2?
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F**k off you silly bat. Bank
Language. Aldgate East, and don't tarry.
I'll do what I like. Purchasing Monument.
(Broad Irish with overtones of Israeli/Jamaican)Wot the fook? I vanteed a BAD HTML game, not thiz Pants! Och Aye the noo. Stanmore. Bollocks.
Nice cup of tea anyone? I've peed in it. Rotherhithe.
So have I. Kensal Rise.
You think you're all so smart. *flicks beaded braids*Piccadilly Circus
You're all a bunch of idioticiamous lunaticians! Two WMDs on Camden Town, closing all routes to Hyde Park.
[FB] There is no 'think' about it. Touching down at Heathrow Terminal 4.
What did you say you wanted to do to your mother, you disgusting pervert? Bank, and do so daily until it wears off or out.
Hell, your maternalistical fantasmagoristicies, my, they're remindicatin' me of an old Texational proverb, goes, uh, y'cain't fool someone as can be fooled no if you're a fool the fool you're foolin' cain't be the fool fooled uh... twice. Donald.
[Dubya] And that would make your move... what, exactly?
[pen] I fear you may have blown your cover...
[rab] And you too, dear. Quick, scarper before they spot us!
Who? Oh! *hides*
Dubya] We know where you live and your poodle.Gunnersbury
I got it all on video. Pay up suckers or the hampster gets it. Alperton.
Lock at the cock on that... Shepherd's Bush
What is it with women trying to show me useless bits of old rock. Bah! If you haven't got anything relevant to say stop trying to delay me from reaching Waterloo.
*raises handbag*
And exactly when did you start to think that your father was an Angel, you horrible little deviant?
[Sigmund] About the same time as you started getting evil ideas about Seven Sisters, Doc.
And we shall turn this Green Park orange!
That Paisley man's Barking, I tell you. Totally Wimbledon. He's begun to talk in Bold Italic Font size+6. It's only a matter of time before he hits the Shift Lock, and starts using <font color= "weirdlimegreen"> Has to be committed, of course. And the key thrown away, as you'd expect.
[Sigmund] You're a fine one to talk! Someone likes the sound of their own over-educated and over-opinionated voice too much. Investing in property at New Cross Gate.
[Seto] Sounds like you can't tell the difference between Sigmund and Clement. Wapping idiot.
[Sister] Don't be too severe on Seto. My clinical investigations demonstrate that many of my patients cannot tell the difference between a bearded Viennese trick-cyclist and his grandson. We call this condition Bermondsey of the Medulla Oblongata, and sufferers are commonly characterised as Oval.
Fancy a Westminster?
Fach off back to Shepherds Bush.
You want advice? Make an appointment, for Finsbury Park's sake.
Appointments? That's just sooo dark ages. Bit like Warren Street.
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Oi, Ozzy. Shut it, or I'll have to send someone round to get Tufnell Park with you.
I now inform you that you are too far from Ruislip.
Oi, Mo! We don't like the telling of lies 'ere. Now 'op off out of it before I put Humpty and Little Bear onto you. And Jemima tells me you've been hanging around talking to toys at South Wimbledon. What's all that about?
[FB] Jemima should mind her own business or she's likely to find herself in Canada Water.
The Lord Of The Understairs has blown his cover. What a dildo. Now then - you bastards have trumped my Plonsky Rebound so I shall retaliate with a sly but carefully aimed Latimer Road leaving you all in Knip. Suckers!
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