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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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Exodus, Chapter 3
13And Moses said unto God, Behold, when I come unto the children of Israel, and shall say unto them, The God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, What is his name? what shall I say unto them?
14 And God said unto Moses, I Am That I Am Not Wearing Any Pants: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I Am Not Wearing Any Pants hath sent me unto you.
"I'm giving her all she's got, Captain! I’m not wearing any pants.”
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I'm not wearing any pants."
“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher. I'm not wearing any pants!”
Hidden text“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.”
"Yes Piglet?", "nothing," said Piglet taking Poohs Hand. "I just wanted to be sure of you. I'm not wearing any pants."
The graveyards are full of indispensable people who are not wearing any pants.
"I-I-I-I-I'm not wearing aaaany pants!"
Houston, we have a problem. I'm not wearing any pants.
"I could'a had class. I could'a been a contender. But I'm not wearing any pants."
"This morning the British Ambassador in Berlin handed the German Government a final note stating that unless we heard from them by 11.00 a.m. that they were prepared at once to withdraw their troops from Poland, a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently I am not wearing any pants."
My husband and I are not wearing any pants.
"Help me Obi-Wan! I'm not wearing any pants!"
It is a truth universally acknowleged that I am not wearing any pants.
Little pig, little pig, let me come in!" "Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin!" "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'm not wearing any pants!"
Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears gor blimey trousers
But he's not wearing any pants.
[Raak] Splendid!
I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight,
I've never seen you shine so bright,
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance,
They're looking for a little romance, not wearing any pants

Vader: If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you stole his pants!
Vader: No, I am not wearing any pants.
Skywalker: [shocked] No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Vader: Search your feelings; you know it to be true!
Skywalker: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!!!
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary; and those who aren't wearing any pants.
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