mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

Kim

Exodus, Chapter 3
¹³And Moses said unto God, Behold, when I come unto the children of Israel, and shall say unto them, The God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, What is his name? what shall I say unto them?
¹⁴ And God said unto Moses, I Am That I Am Not Wearing Any Pants: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I Am Not Wearing Any Pants hath sent me unto you.

nyet

"I'm giving her all she's got, Captain! I’m not wearing any pants.”

Phil

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I'm not wearing any pants."

KagomeShuko

“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher. I'm not wearing any pants!”

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“Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.”

nyet

"Yes Piglet?", "nothing," said Piglet taking Poohs Hand. "I just wanted to be sure of you. I'm not wearing any pants."