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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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When I am dead, my dearest
Sing no sad songs for me
Plant no roses at my head
Nor shady cypress tree
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet
And if thou wilt, remember
I'm not wearing any pants

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.
Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare.
In time the curtain-edges will grow light.
Till then I see what’s really always there:
I'm not wearing any pants.
"They may take our lives, but I'm not wearing - ANY PANTS!!"
"Friends, Romans, countrymen. I'm not wearing any pants" (somewhat obligatory, I feel)
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village, though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
I'm not wearing any pants.
Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is I'm not wearing any pants! -Abraham Lincoln
Two thousand years ago, the proudest boast was "civis romanus sum" Today, in the world of freedom, the proudest boast is "Ich trage keine Unterhose!"
It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the DEATH
STAR, an armored space
station with enough power
to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire's
sinister agents, Princess
Leia is not wearing any pants
Cogito ergo non gerens bracis aliquam

And when that one great scorer comes
To mark against your name
It matters not who won, or lost
But whether you're wearing any pants
To the tune of "Yellow Submarine"
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants
I'm not wearing any pants

Chorus
We all live in a Yellow Submarine etc. etc.

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bare ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say "I'm not wearing any pants".
"Ich bin ein Berliner! I'm not wearing any pants."
I can't understand why people are frightened I'm not wearing any pants! - John Cage
Hidden textI can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened of old ones. John Cage (1912-1992)
"Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now I'm not wearing any pants!
"Veni, vidi, im 'non vestitum quis Braccae"
"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am not wearing any pants."
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