mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

nyet

"Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now I'm not wearing any pants!

nyet

"Veni, vidi, im 'non vestitum quis Braccae"

Quendalon

"All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am not wearing any pants."

Phil

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're not wearing any pants.

KagomeShuko

Here I stand. I'm not wearing any pants.