mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

CdM

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I'm not wearing any pants

Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me
Oh, I'm not wearing any pants

Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say
I'm not wearing pants, now I long for yesterday

Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I'm not wearing any pants

Why she had to go I don't know she wouldn't say
I'm not wearing pants, now I long for yesterday

Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh, I'm not wearing any pants

Kim

"Frankly, my dear, I'm not wearing any pants".

NotJohn

When I am dead, my dearest
Sing no sad songs for me
Plant no roses at my head
Nor shady cypress tree
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet
And if thou wilt, remember
I'm not wearing any pants

CdM

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.
Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare.
In time the curtain-edges will grow light.
Till then I see what’s really always there:
I'm not wearing any pants.

Kim

"They may take our lives, but I'm not wearing - ANY PANTS!!"