When the space-time continuum pauses 'Cause a flaw in the temporal laws is Redirecting time's courses The effect then (of course) is That effects will effect their own causes
There was a young woman from Aber Who grew sick of this cad who would grab 'er Deploying her charms She broke both his arms— Whence his gasted was utterly flabber
Hidden textAuthor note: The use of the antiquated term cad is for comic effect within the limerick form, and is not intended to in any way trivialise the seriousness of sexual assault. Also, while the author understands the use of violence in response to such assault, this should not be take to mean that he necessarily condones it. But, to be clear, the cad definitely deserved it.
Is it true? That we're reaching the end of this website that's been my old friend? I'll miss mc5 When no longer alive But closures have long been the trend.
So long and farewell it's been fun This twenty first century run Fine games and neat verses Those elegant curses What now friends - when all's said and done?
The Crescent shall never die While there's still two alive who can try And express themselves funnily Rhymingly, punnily, Making games of the times that go by.
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