They staged the Eisteddfod in Gwent So long-winded Rhys packed his tent. He was, as things stood, (and as poets go) good. So, as good poets go, off he went.
Re-incarnation. This seems as good a place as any to mention it, that my late mother's maiden name, Eluned Morgan, is exactly the same as the new First Minister for Wales. Now don't start getting bossy, mother. Remember you're now a Hughes, like me, sort of thing.
Well, frankly, I have to be blunt While I try to put on a brave front. Since the day he stood down This bard's worn a frown. Oh how I miss Jeremy Hunt!
We’ve got a new maid called Chrysanthemum Who said, “I have just come from Grantham, m’m. I lost my last place In the sorest disgrace, ‘Cos I snored through the National Anthem, m’m.