Someone on WhatsApp mentioned they'd had to write a poem on the theme "tree", and in reply, I made this up in 60 seconds, without time to make apologies to Joyce Kilmer...
There once was a beautiful tree That wasn't so lovely to me As any old pome Pulled out of a tome Pulled out of a beautiful tree.
goldfinch - King Charlie’s replantable tree Makes a bold point on ecology, Strong on conservation Yet on his oration: A touch wooden, his delivery.
Projoy - Charles drawls from a room that's enchanting For now it's a "sir", not a "ma'am" ting. He signals his virtue with pine (or a birch?) who Like him needs a speedy replanting.