An inventor of games, Erno Rubik Made his name with a toy that was cubic He said its creation, Was rife with frustration He tore out his hair, all of it
Pen mentioned Tennyson... who can do better? There's Tennyson's Charge of the Light Brigade, that remembers a fight Twixt the Russkies and us; But he makes such a fuss Of a half a league cavalry flight.
I want Michel Barnier's job For the pay, and the chance to play hob With ces perfides Anglais, And to say sans regret "Oh Boris, won't you shut your gob?" [CdM] I'll stick to the light-humoured topical stuff. More my line.
When I was young and in my prime I'd a wit as sharp as a silver dime Nae more, as one can gauge - I have improved with age With half a brain I've writ this rhyme
My Dad told me this one: There was a young lady from Stornaway Who had her virginity torn away She said "Never mind I've had a good grind And taken that young fellow's horn away"
They say there's 12 N on a C Yet there's 24 H in a D And 12 S in the Z But my C's way ahead Her 9 Ls are just bothering me. I used to hate those puzzles. No point in trying when they're like this, it doesn't scan!
There once was a king in Great Britain Who would treat every wife like a kitten He kissed and embraced ’em Then killed and replaced ‘em By such love, may we never be bitten!