When I was young and in my prime I'd a wit as sharp as a silver dime Nae more, as one can gauge - I have improved with age With half a brain I've writ this rhyme
My Dad told me this one: There was a young lady from Stornaway Who had her virginity torn away She said "Never mind I've had a good grind And taken that young fellow's horn away"
They say there's 12 N on a C Yet there's 24 H in a D And 12 S in the Z But my C's way ahead Her 9 Ls are just bothering me. I used to hate those puzzles. No point in trying when they're like this, it doesn't scan!
There once was a king in Great Britain Who would treat every wife like a kitten He kissed and embraced ’em Then killed and replaced ‘em By such love, may we never be bitten!