It sounds like the real thing, for sure But will its works really endure? Or does its success Mean that we must confess That "real" poetry's just as obscure?
(Reusing old stuff is not a sin) I'm writing this verse 'coz I'm bored using time that I cannot afford so much else I should do such as sit on the loo and flush when I once find the cord
The difference between Johnson and Hunt Is that Boris is awfully blunt And will say things, I bet, That he'll later regret, And the other's a bit of a lookalike for Kenneth Williams when he looks sideways, don't you think?
Chalky and CdM started this off in t'other game, which inspired me to try and finish it better than was managed there. It may not have succeeded... I hail from the island of Crete Where minotaurs roam in the street Whom Theseus fights On Saturday nights An attraction that's quite hard to beat.
An inventor of games, Erno Rubik Made his name with a toy that was cubic He said its creation, Was rife with frustration He tore out his hair, all of it
Pen mentioned Tennyson... who can do better? There's Tennyson's Charge of the Light Brigade, that remembers a fight Twixt the Russkies and us; But he makes such a fuss Of a half a league cavalry flight.