It sounds like the real thing, for sure But will its works really endure? Or does its success Mean that we must confess That "real" poetry's just as obscure?
(Reusing old stuff is not a sin) I'm writing this verse 'coz I'm bored using time that I cannot afford so much else I should do such as sit on the loo and flush when I once find the cord
The difference between Johnson and Hunt Is that Boris is awfully blunt And will say things, I bet, That he'll later regret, And the other's a bit of a lookalike for Kenneth Williams when he looks sideways, don't you think?