Did the xenomorphs die in that crash? To believe it might be rather rash For if there's a way That a new film will pay To the hills you had better all dash.
The Apocalypse comes, by these signs The breaking of seals seven times Seven trumpets shall blast Seven bowls shall be cast A new heaven and earth to refine.
Earth to earth, ash to ash, dust to dust All come thus, so be not nonplussed When judgement comes round And the Last Trump shall sound Let us hope, meanwhile die all we must.A bit catchier than the usual rite.
Once a year Jolly Old Saint Nick Will perform an astonishing trick How it’s done no one knows Except Mom and it shows ‘Cause she’s got her own private Dick.
Almost five years ago... Chalky - In order to find my religion Marc - I launched my best trained homing pigeon irach - She returned in a day Software - To show me the way CdM - To Mecca. She erred by a smidgeon
Almost four years ago... Software - It's Friday, let's go to the pub Simons Mith - For a beer and a B.L.T. sub penelope - A packet of nuts irach - And chicks with great butts Marc - In the crowd we may get a good rub?
Almost three years ago... Raak - Nngh Naouwfaouwk vaey aouw taouwk woik vif "In Norfolk they all talk like this" Rosie - Whaa'? Even 'ng pahsh taoüns loike Diff? "What? Even in posh towns like Diss?" KagomeShuko - Jeg vil prøve å lære det "I'd try to learn it" Marc - Fast jag är en analfabet "Though I am an analphabit" Éirinn go Brách - Póg mo thóin! Tá mo bhríste trí thine! "Kiss my ass! My trousers are burning like this"
Almost two years ago... Kim - "Take care as you go up that ladder", Raak - "And more HSA yadda-yadda" Rosie - "At all times beware" Marc - " 'cause our lousy health care" cfm - "Won't clean up the blood that you spatter."