The Nostromo has answered a cry Of distress, but it turns out a lie A horrible monster Wreaks havoc upon her But Ripley wins with her last try. There's an alien monster on board! It's just one of a hideous horde! It's picking us off So hide and don't cough! Someone does, and the rest all get gored. The xenomorph's with us again! At a prison camp full of tough men! Ripley kills it, then leaves But an egg gives her heaves And the xenomorph's with us again! It's been resurrected again! And again and again and again! They break out and fight Ripley deals with her plight As they kill all her team yet again.
Did the xenomorphs die in that crash? To believe it might be rather rash For if there's a way That a new film will pay To the hills you had better all dash.
The Apocalypse comes, by these signs The breaking of seals seven times Seven trumpets shall blast Seven bowls shall be cast A new heaven and earth to refine.
Earth to earth, ash to ash, dust to dust All come thus, so be not nonplussed When judgement comes round And the Last Trump shall sound Let us hope, meanwhile die all we must.A bit catchier than the usual rite.