A few samples where my undisciplined contribution made a big fuzz on http://parslow.com/mornington/ Version 1 Pablo: As I oiled up my ancient French horn y_hron: I regretted the day I was born Marc: 'cause my Ma the great cellist Copper: Married pa known as Franz Liszt Copper: Then they played out of tune all forlorn. Version 2 As I oiled up my ancient French horn I regretted the day I was born 'cause my Ma the great cellist (and tubular-bellist) Squeezed her legs around me - her firstborn. Another version As I oiled up my ancient French horn I regretted the day I was born 'cause my ma the great hornist Married Pa who was Franz Liszt And he played till our ears were outworn. An excuse to Pablo and y hron whose great ambitions the rest of us obviously could not accomplish And a big Thanks to Moom for the constructive suggestions to improvements!
As I oiled up my ancient French horn I regretted the day I was born 'cause my Ma the great cellist With her hairstyle up-trellised Stopped playing and went into porn…
As I oiled up my ancient French horn I regretted the day I was born 'cause my Ma the great cellist Married Labours Dave Nellist They'd expelled to his withering scorn.
There once was a storm in my head Simulposting, made ‘Rosie’ turn red Lim’rick experts beware, Backseat drivers take care, Frequent stops in our mainstream you’ll spread.
Very good Rosie! I'm writing this verse 'coz I'm bored using time that I cannot afford so much else I should do such as sit on the loo and flush when I once find the cord.
I've got rather a tickly cough And my tonsils are feeling quite rough As I sit here in Slough And think this all through I feel a bit better now, though.