A few samples where my undisciplined contribution made a big fuzz on http://parslow.com/mornington/ Version 1 Pablo: As I oiled up my ancient French horn y_hron: I regretted the day I was born Marc: 'cause my Ma the great cellist Copper: Married pa known as Franz Liszt Copper: Then they played out of tune all forlorn. Version 2 As I oiled up my ancient French horn I regretted the day I was born 'cause my Ma the great cellist (and tubular-bellist) Squeezed her legs around me - her firstborn. Another version As I oiled up my ancient French horn I regretted the day I was born 'cause my ma the great hornist Married Pa who was Franz Liszt And he played till our ears were outworn. An excuse to Pablo and y hron whose great ambitions the rest of us obviously could not accomplish And a big Thanks to Moom for the constructive suggestions to improvements!
As I oiled up my ancient French horn I regretted the day I was born 'cause my Ma the great cellist With her hairstyle up-trellised Stopped playing and went into porn…
As I oiled up my ancient French horn I regretted the day I was born 'cause my Ma the great cellist Married Labours Dave Nellist They'd expelled to his withering scorn.
There once was a storm in my head Simulposting, made ‘Rosie’ turn red Lim’rick experts beware, Backseat drivers take care, Frequent stops in our mainstream you’ll spread.