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Holiday Anagrams
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Anagrams of names of holidays...
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Off-topic, what's a winning move?
Fourth of July- Of hurtful joy.
Melbourne Cup Day - Lube my proud cane.
Proclamation Day - I, Tom, crap on a lady
Empire Day (still around when ah were a lad) - My ID? A peer.
Whitsun Nut wish
Christmas Eve Thieves scram
Phils forty fourth birthday - This frothy frothy pub laird.
Woofle's Birthday - lofty-browed shia
Hidden textOkay, so it;s not really a holiday, but my dog, Woofles, has a birthday on August 19th
[KS]
Hidden textNot one to be pedantic (stop laughing, Rosie), but that would be Woofles' Birthday then.
(Phil) You may be foist upon your own petard+ny(anag.) because how do you know KS's dog is not called Woofle.?
[Phil]
Hidden textYes, you are correct. It would be Woofles' or Woofles's. I typed it when I was tired.
[Rosie] Because she said so ("my dog, Woofles"). And also because Woofle is a stupid name for a dog.
Back to business: Motorhead Day
Hidden textThe Eighth of May
- Oh to daydream
Ramadan - Mar a nad
Hidden textnad=testicle
Eid. Ide *avoiding the obvious*
Eid al-Fitr - Trifle aid (or Lie adrift, or Airlifted, or Ideal rift or...)
Hooray! The kids have gone back. Groovy! A beached knot, a sheikh.
Neither Rain Nor Snow Day - Edwin Rhine, Arson Notary
Leif Erikson Day - I Delay Foreskin
Day of the Dead. Ye odd fathead.
Poets Day - Pasty Ode
All Saints Day - It's anally sad.
Guy Fawkes Night - Huge Swanky Gift.
Guy Fawkes Day - Yuk! Sew Gadafy? (one of many ways to spell his name...)
Thanksgiving Day USA - Hug a skydiving Satan
Also in shock fashion news: "Kids shun Gaga Vanity"
Start up a choir on Ascension Day - DIY assonance.
(Phil) I'm sure you'd be delighted to receive a text to the effect that "U'd shag stinky vagina".
[Rosie] I did come across quite a few Philthy versions, but censored myself (first time for everything, eh!).
Meanwhile, in the UK, this week is National Tree Week - "Kneel on tea waiter", and some Philth for Rosie,
Hidden textAtone elite wanker
Boxing Day - Bind gay ox.
Feast of Saint Stephen - Eat off the ant spines.
Las Posadas - Soap Salads
Three Kings' Day Hey, dear knights
Three Kings' Day Retakes dinghy
End Times Sediment.
The Crack of Doom A Choked Comfort.
The Last Trump Rattle Thumps.
Day of Judgement Tandem Fudge Joy. I don't want to think about what Tandem Fudge might be, but at three months since the last move, I think we have reached it. Mornington Crescent
Ok, what's the winning move?
This is. ♗
Or it is now, because I say so...one time something was open, and I posted it not understanding how it all worked, But now, that is it.
This needs to be said:
Halloween...a new hello
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