mc5 - Holiday Anagrams

Thanksgiving Day USA - Hug a skydiving Satan

Also in shock fashion news: "Kids shun Gaga Vanity"

Start up a choir on Ascension Day - DIY assonance.

(Phil) I'm sure you'd be delighted to receive a text to the effect that "U'd shag stinky vagina".

[Rosie] I did come across quite a few Philthy versions, but censored myself (first time for everything, eh!).